Corrupt a Wish

**LulzViking** Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:27 am

Example....

I wish I had a million dollars

granted, but you had to whore yourself out to obese, flaccid, old men to earn it

(like this, only funnier)

I'll go first

I wish Bill Gates was my father.

**Kaptain Kilt** Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:27 am

Granted, but you soon discover that "Microsoft" is the compound word describing the Gates hereditary disease, not the company.
(Micro = small, soft = phlacid)

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I wish goat pr0n wasn't illegal in 47 states.

Guest Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:30 pm

Granted, but every state turns into Mississippi.

I wish Jessica Alba would be meh sexx0r slave.

Guest Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:32 pm

granted, but you find out she is a dude !

I wish Klondike bar's weren't just a dessert, but a way of life.

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